My bunny doesn’t like the rain so I don’t like the rain either
N-n-now this is the story all about h-how
My l-life got flipped, turned upside down
And if you’ve got a m-minute that’s as long as it’ll take
I’ll tell you how I became the prince of a food called pancakes
In west Albuquerque, born and r-r-raised
Eating breakfast was where I spent most of my days
Fumbling, mumbling and stumbling to school
And moanin’ bout the boiler c-cause the showers too cool,
When a couple of guys, they were up to no good
Started making crystal in m-my neighbourhood
Dad didn’t come home one night and my mom fucked Ted
And said “You’re moving with your auntie and uncle hank instead”
I asked for a car a-and my dad said “here”
License plate said “Flynn” and had a dice in the m-m-mirror
If anything I wondered how this car was acquired..
But I thought nah, forget it, Bo-bo…bo-bonfire!!
I found out about my dad about 8 months later,
And how he’d been arrested by G-Gomie & Schrader,
My mom got a call, she didn’t look too chill
"Walter just called, uncle hank is kill".
"I chose the impossible. I chose… Rapture. A city where the artist would not fear the censor. Where the scientist would not be bound by petty morality. Where the great would not be constrained by the small. And with the sweat of your brow, Rapture can become your city as well."