and he was telling me a story about how a guy he knows that got the diagram from The Human Centipede tattooed on him. I told him that was an awesome idea that I would so do.

He dared me to do it and added that if I did get that tattoo, he’d give it to me for free. Little does he know it isn’t much of a dare because I had seriously been contemplating on getting that tattoo.

My parents said that, though they aren’t fond of the idea, that they would allow me to get a tattoo as long as they were not the ones paying for it. And in this case…they wouldn’t be.

Still, I doubt I’d get a tattoo just yet. I know my parents wouldn’t like it very much.