Sending super awkward texts to my crush asking if we can hang out. I over analyze it and spend over half an hour proofreading and checking to make sure the text message is perfect and not whiny or too strong or stand-offish. Because I don’t know how to make sure nothing is awkward at all. And I’m not really sure how to act even when she’s not around, let alone when I am facing her and I have never actually used a coffee maker before so my coffee will probably be bitter and gross and I’ll end up throwing it out and wasting it. Just kidding I’ll drink it all even if it tastes bad. My friend gave me “blondies” for my birthday. They are basically just cookie-brownies. My birthday is Saturday.